blimeygames:

mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via diaryofacatholicschoolgirl)

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

(Source: shalrath, via ruinedchildhood)

I’ve decided to fuck my shitty, fairly well paying job off… Because it is stupid and I fucking hate it (get the feeling I’m gonna regret this)

mudblood228:

quinoaok:

friend: “ugh sorry my room is so messy this is embarrassing”

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"dude I actually cleaned up a little bit for you"

(via diaryofacatholicschoolgirl)

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

- My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

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fueledbyshoyu:

Goldrush Customs GX61

(Source: high-top-fade.blogspot.com, via nick159)

booksmoney:

xxx
awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day